tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62101482011-09-01T08:07:47.743-07:00Vodka Induced Rants--Blunt and to the point.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1144352887790595652006-04-06T12:33:00.000-07:002006-04-06T12:48:07.823-07:00

Well it's race weekend in Texas again. 'Bout time. Bt the end of the season you're just ready to call it a year so that you can get 2-3 months away from it all,but during that time you just can't wait for it to start up again. I just had to be an ass and show a picture of my parking spot. In 25+ years of working around this industry, and god knows how many races, I've never sat in the stands.

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Well,it's been a long time since I've taken the time to sit down and release some of the stray thoughts bouncing around my head. Now the problem is where to start. Since my hiatus so much has happened. For starters, just over a year ago I allowed myself to be lured back to a former employer under the premise that all of the problems that seemed to be driving that company into the ground had been

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Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that I really love to eat pussy?? In case I forgot and if there is anybody out there that would like to ride my face like the 25 cent pony at Wal-Mart, please send pictures and location of a quiet meeting place to leghumper_2002@yahoo.com . I'm a true believer in "It's better to give than to receive". There are more serious issues than solving the world's

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1085510984792742932004-05-25T11:24:00.000-07:002004-05-25T12:07:19.036-07:00

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, "The only reason that I get up to go to work everyday is because so many people are counting on me." Not only am I responsible for feeding and housing my own family, but thanks to the liberal LEFT, I am responsible for feeding millions of worthless lazy slugs that simply don't want to get off their collective asses and go to work like I do. Now

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1085436645584356792004-05-24T14:31:00.000-07:002004-05-24T15:12:29.843-07:00

Well, in light of Dick and Wanda's latest spat, I feel the need to state my piece on the much too popular public strife for political correctness. This is without a doubt one of the most EVIL beliefs that the liberal left has instilled upon the masses of this great country. In no other place in the world does the fear of hurting someone's feelings control not only the way people act, but is also

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Well, I know it has been a damn long time since any of you Bloggers have heard from me, but recent events have brought me out of hiding to enlighten you all. Well, not all. Just you God-Damn bleeding heart fucking liberals that think that simply smoking some dope, holding hands and singing Kumbaya can bring peace to the world. Well, maybe smoking a bunch of dope could help, but that's another

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I know it's been a while since y'all have heard anything out of me. But quite frankly between trying to keep my Blogging and my chronic masturbation habit, as well as just simply not getting enough quality pooter time to simply get my day-to-day business tended to. Not that I give a fuck what anybody thinks, there's your explanation. Not to mention, I have recently received nekkid pictures from a

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1074188633233063222004-01-15T09:43:00.000-08:002004-01-15T10:16:39.763-08:00

Don't pay the ransom, I've escaped!!!!! And now Don can get off my ass. If I gave a fuck, I would apologize for my lack of input the past couple weeks, but I don't, so I won't. My only explanation is that I have been busy as hell TRYING to make a living and build a stronger customer base in a very slow and also very competitive market place. Also, unlike a lot of people, I don't get to spend a

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1072910986017593462003-12-31T14:49:00.000-08:002003-12-31T14:50:03.403-08:00

I got this from a cop friend of mine. Don should surely enjoy this. Rules for a Gunfight 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're

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Just want to tell all you bloggers to have a fun, safe, and happy New Year. Not that any of you care, here's what I'll be doing tonite. One of the GOOD things that comes from divorce is that every now and then the kids are all gone. This week is one of those weeks. I've been enjoying my house nekkid since I got home Sunday. THIS ROCKS!!!!! I've got 2 VERY nice porterhouse steaks. Fresh

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So there I was, as I promised you earlier, driving down the freeway thinking about puppies & kitties & butterflies, trying my best to be a nice guy and think only happy thoughts, when all of a sudden some total fucking JACKASS tries his damnedest to kill himself and everybody around him. Fortunately for us around him, and UN-fortunately for him he did not succeed. So now I have found it my

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I know some of you will be glad. Some will be sad. Most just won't give a fuck. But due to traveling and just spending time with the people I love, I probably won't post anything new and witty until Sunday, possibly Monday. To all of you that I know and love, I hope you and yours have a very merry Christmas holiday. To those of you that disgust and irritate me, I hope Santa cums, (yes that's

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1072142682461050662003-12-22T17:24:00.000-08:002003-12-22T19:25:32.676-08:00

Last Friday I got an opportunity to travel to Oklahoma for work related purposes. After I was done seeing my customers, I stopped at one of the local steak houses and got a nice piece of prime rib. I then went back to my motel to settle in for the night. It was only 7:00pm. Too early to go t bed. It was Friday night. I haven't been to a bar for YEARS. And I haven't been to a nekkid bar for

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I think I finally found my wife the perfect Christmas present. I think I'm going to send back the Waterford crystal and diamond ear rings and see if I can find her one of these.

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Over the past 2 months, I have seen everyone in my household suffer through the flu virus, which they managed to share with me, and also the most dreaded stomach flu. The latter of the 2 was without a doubt the worst. I woke up this morning with what I thought was a good old-fashioned migraine. I get a really good one about once a month. Considering myself to be fairly tough and rugged. I usually

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1071842922507626882003-12-19T06:08:00.000-08:002003-12-19T06:10:43.680-08:00

Well I apologize for yesterdays rant, but now I know just what kind of crowd I'm dealing with. Unfortunately, the picture used was of a female, well at least I think it is. Once you pass 350-400 lbs it really is hard to tell. Never once did I say that this was a one gendered issue. Men are just as prone to exhibit the tendency to eat them selves to grossness as well. I also now know that a lot of

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Today I stopped at Taco Bell. NO, not to pay my phone bill, but for a quick bite for lunch. I ordered 4 crispy tacos and a soda. Shortly after I sat down, here comes 2 ton Tina with an entire tray full of food. From the best I could tell, she had 2 double tacos and 3 grilled stuffed burritos. I looked at her tray, then mine, then hers again. Before I saw her and her tray, I was pondering my

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I apologize for the delay in today's entry. I had a really nice story written up this morning, but somehow F'd up and deleted it. Running late for work, I opted to write it at another time. Let me take a moment to tell you how my day started. I made a discovery this morning while partaking in my AM rituals. You know, the 3 S's. Just as was about to sit down to start the first S, I noticed that

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It is just me or is our president doing a great job of showing people what you can do if you focus on the job at hand. Maybe if our previous president would have spent as much time focusing on the IMPORTANT matters at hand, instead of sticking cigars where something else belongs, we would be in better shape. Good thing GW came along and fixed his messes. I shudder when I think what would have

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1071584941981693002003-12-16T06:29:00.000-08:002003-12-16T06:32:30.266-08:00

Well hello and welcome to day 2 of my blog Spot. For starters I would just like to take a moment to reply to all the comments left by "The Don". Once when I was a kid I slipped and fell on a Phillips screwdriver. If I ever see you, I will have to show you the scar it left. Well, now on to my Horrific realization. This morning as I was taking my daily shower, it suddenly dawned on me that there

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13036243484720347877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6210148.post-1071523893430684082003-12-15T13:31:00.000-08:002003-12-15T14:26:51.820-08:00

And by the way, I don't want to hear any shit from anybody regarding the decore, or lack thereof, of my blogspot. It is a masterpiece in progress. So Frank-------if you get around to rating this, give a guy some slack.

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Since the first time I was introduced to Blogger I have been hooked. What I found was, I'm not the only in the world that has various thoughts and beliefs that I feel would make the world a better place once I shared them with others. Don't get me wrong. This discovery in no way makes me feel better, warm & fuzzy or the like. Quite frankly, just the opposite is true. I thought for many years that

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