It's Race Weekend

Well it's race weekend in Texas again. 'Bout time. Bt the end of the season you're just ready to call it a year so that you can get 2-3 months away from it all,but during that time you just can't wait for it to start up again. I just had to be an ass and show a picture of my parking spot. In 25+ years of working around this industry, and god knows how many races, I've never sat in the stands. Well, I take that back. I have gone to the stands to talk to friends, (just to see how the peasants live), have a quick beer, and get back to the infield where there's more elbow room, and the beer is free.

Last year I made the mistake of taking my wife to the infield and through the garage area under the belief that after hours of running her around from trailer to trailer, motorhome to motorhome, meeting God kows how many people, she would be flat worn out and would not ask to go again. I thought she wold see the positives of the stands. BOY WAS I WRONG!!!! He had a blast, never bitched about the miles of walking a hours of talking. Never wore out. Her first words when we got in the truck was "When are you going to take me again?" So needless to say, she'll be in tow this time. Next fall however, she'll have to tough it out. I get to at least enjoy one race in my own back yard to its fullest. There are just some of the perks that a guy can't enjoy with a wife in tow. I'm not a bad boy, but everybody needs a day off once in a while. Well, I hope you all enjoy the weekend because I sure will. Come Monday I'll have to hang myself over the clothes line to dry out.

GO JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back in the Saddle

Well,it's been a long time since I've taken the time to sit down and release some of the stray thoughts bouncing around my head. Now the problem is where to start. Since my hiatus so much has happened. For starters, just over a year ago I allowed myself to be lured back to a former employer under the premise that all of the problems that seemed to be driving that company into the ground had been fixed and that the world would be bright, shiney, and profitable. What I didn't know was that the son of the owner was taking control of the company and it didn't take long to discover that he was even MORE able to kill a once admired and respected automotive product manufacturer. It was truely sad to see the slow death process. Therefore, myself and about 150 hardworking people were left on the street. Luckily, I have a keen analitical mind, and plenty of good connections, so I think that I'll be able to recover, and take many of my old accounts with me.

That being said, every time I hear some whiney little punk and the media complaining about how hard it is to find a job, or that they have been in the same job for so many years that they can't do anything else it makes me want to PUKE. In my lifetime I have learned to adapt to the changes in the economy on several different occasions. I started in my 20's as a service tech for a John Deere dealership. I managed to become a field rep for John Deere after a couple years. I then managed to open my own diesel service center that I owned and operated for several years. Due to nasty divorce, I ended up selling that and went into the transportation business. I owned and operated over the road trucks for several years. Then after meeting the beautiful woman that is now my wife, I was faced with teh choice of either contiuing to drive a semi 5-7 days a week or be without her. I chose my wife. I sold my trucks and once again started a new career. A friend of mine offered me employment with a paper distribution company supplying paer to large printing companies. At that time I knew that there were 2 kinds of paper, the kind you write on, and the kind that you wipe things with. In less than a year I was in charge of purchasing and handle large volume account such as the state of Kansas. You'd be surprised how much paper the state of Kansas goes through in a year. Not to mention, I had to bid on that every year to maintain the business. After several years of that I was lured into the performance automotive business. Since I have a serious mechanical background, and had spent many years build components for and dealing with the race market, I jumped at the opportunity. I have been in that arena since. In order to stay kn and perform well in this market, youhave to be able to change your thoughts and directions frequently and without warning.

Don't get me wrong in any way, I am not bragging in any way or fashion. I am simply stating that if I can pull myself around this life and keep diggin away so that there is always food in the cupboard and vodka in the cabinet, ANYBODY can do the same. Every day I see examples of people that get fired or laid off and just sit and cry "Oh poor ME!!!!!" If more people took a hardship as an opportunity to expand their horizons, the world would be a much better place. There are enough whiners sitting around collecting welfare and other forms of my hard earned tax $$$, I think it's about time that someone sends the message that they need to start earning what tehy are taking.

Well---enough bitching for one day. Oh Yeah!!!----The picture. I know it has no relevance to the topic, it just made my giggle, and I'm kinda jealous. I've always said that if God didn't want us to play with ourselves he would have made our arms shorter. I also believe that he was wise enough to know that if we had the ability to do that-----NOTHING would EVeR get done.

Carry-on and have a good day.

Did I mention???

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that I really love to eat pussy?? In case I forgot and if there is anybody out there that would like to ride my face like the 25 cent pony at Wal-Mart, please send pictures and location of a quiet meeting place to leghumper_2002@yahoo.com . I'm a true believer in "It's better to give than to receive".

There are more serious issues than solving the world's problems ya know.

Our Tax $$$ at Work

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, "The only reason that I get up to go to work everyday is because so many people are counting on me." Not only am I responsible for feeding and housing my own family, but thanks to the liberal LEFT, I am responsible for feeding millions of worthless lazy slugs that simply don't want to get off their collective asses and go to work like I do. Now before any of you cry-baby bleeding hearts go off on me, Like I'd care, I do realize that there are a FEW that need some kind of help. I've seen them. But I've also seen a lot of people that could and SHOULD be getting full disability, but their pride won't let them and they too are contributing to the bottom feeders. Here's just 1 example. My best friend has had colitis since he was 15 years old. He is now 40. He has about 6" of colon left and hasn't taken a solid shit for years. Nor has he has the pleasure of taking just one or 2 shits a day for years. He owns and operates his own electrical contracting company, crawls his 220 lb ass through attics and crawl spaces everyday, and is still able to ride dirt bikes with me for recreation. On the other side of that equation, My wife's sister's husband, (no, that does NOT make him a brother-in-law), supposedly has crones disease and a bad knee. He hasn't worked in years. Gets Social Security $$$, welfare $$$, and food stamps, AND housing!!!!!!!!!!! How the fuck does that work??? I've even seen people that are on disability because they are alcoholics. MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have been getting $$$$ for that YEARS ago!!! What the fuck am I thinking getting up everyday and going off to work??? I HATE TO WORK!!!! The only reason I do it is because I need $$$ to eat and drink. Hell, evidently the US government has enough of that, so how do I get my check???? You all don't mind putting in a little overtime so that I can lay around my house in my underwear and take care of my chronic masturbation habit do you??? Maybe that is what I can use for another disability. I wonder if you can stack disabilities and make more $$$. I'm sure I could come up with a few more. So why don't all you working stiffs get off you asses and work a little harder so that I don't have to???

Thank you all in advance.

Political Correctness

Well, in light of Dick and Wanda's latest spat, I feel the need to state my piece on the much too popular public strife for political correctness. This is without a doubt one of the most EVIL beliefs that the liberal left has instilled upon the masses of this great country. In no other place in the world does the fear of hurting someone's feelings control not only the way people act, but is also allowed to put the security of the greatest nation on earth at serious risk. The Wandas of the world will put at risk themselves and their families for the sake of not upsetting someone. Why don't we just let the these terrorist Muslim FUCKS do what ever the fuck they want to do to us and the rest of the free world. Their religious belief tells them that they must KILL us and everyone that thinks like us. Don't consider for 1 second that they are clearly the minority. When will people like this ever be able to explain why a single digit percentage of the population can control how the other 90 something percent think and act??????? What a simple minded cunt!!!!!!!! It is people like her that blast us with pictures of the poor little terrorist bastards getting their fingers stepped on at Abu Ghraib, but no pictures or stories of the good we are doing over in Iraq. No pictures or stories of the TRUE atrocities that were done by Saddam when the country was in his control. If others like this STUPID CUNT have their way, we are only about 10-20 years form living like the Iraqis. They are so blinded, which is a nice way of saying "SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!", that they think that we are the evil people by trying to free the people of a country that would be killed for talking about THEIR government the way that these whiney ass do. And why is it that the majority of the liberals raising so much hell are either queers of stupid cunts????? Oh yeah!!!!!! Lest I forget, they are being led by Ted Kennedy, who has killed more people with a car than I have with a gun, or anything for that matter, and John Kerry, who as yet to give any answer on how to secure our country. Ray Charles stands a better chance of driving 80 MPH through Dallas rush hour traffic than John Kerry does of protecting the people of this country.

Hey Wanda, what would it take to load your happy liberal ass, and all the other useless gashes like you on the next ship out to the Middle East and you can try your little bitch fit over their???? I would be very curious of the outcome. Maybe if Saddam was locked in a room with enough of you whiney liberal bitches long enough he would crack and give up the information we need to corral the rest of the people Hell-Bent on killing us. I hope people like you can sleep well at night knowing that young men and women like my son and nephew are over their fighting their asses off so that you have the FREEDOM to condemn them with every little breath of free air you take.

Sorry for butting in Dick, but I just don't think this dumb cunt gets it. I doubt this helps, and I doubt she made it this far into my little rant, but just in case she did, hopefully she'll get the message that she and people like her should go somewhere far far away and play hide and go fuck themselves. I truly think that they have run out of ways to spend the money of honest hard working people on their welfare programs, so the only thing they have left is to bash our country and the people trying to protect it. PEACE-OUT.

Wait for the next post on my thoughts of the liberal welfare system.

I'm BACK!!!!!!!

Well, I know it has been a damn long time since any of you Bloggers have heard from me, but recent events have brought me out of hiding to enlighten you all. Well, not all. Just you God-Damn bleeding heart fucking liberals that think that simply smoking some dope, holding hands and singing Kumbaya can bring peace to the world. Well, maybe smoking a bunch of dope could help, but that's another Blog.

I am SOOOOOOOO sick and FUCKING tired of you cry-baby pussies stuffing these pictures and stories of how these poor snively Iraqi prisoners are being mistreated down my fucking throat that I could just puke. Am I the only one that still remembers these crazy fucks driving planes into buildings and killing 3,000 people just 2 1/2 years ago. These people are hell-bent to kill me, you, and you children and don't give a flying FUCK about the Geneva Convention. While we, wait, the Liberal left are busy trying to destroy the lives of young AMERICAN men and women, our military, and our general national security, these crazy bastards are plotting new ways to kill US. They don't go after JUST our troops, simply because they shoot back. They want to find new and even more disturbing ways to kill innocent American people just trying to make it through the day. The liberal left has found a very affective way of making sure that we NEVER get any information that will prevent another 9-11. The Democrats have turned a Senate hearing into just another God-Damn reality show that means absolutely nothing. "Oh, these poor people got their fingers stepped on. They were stripped and stacked in a pile. They were made to wear women's undies on their heads." FOR FUCKING CRYING OUT LOUD--------I'd pay good $$$$$$$$$ for that kind of abuse!!!!. NOW-------they are raising hell because some teacher has shown the decapitation video to high school students. GOD forbid that they get a chance to see what kind of people we are trying to protect ourselves from!!!!! "Well, it might harm them and they will need therapy for years." Well, don't you think that going on a shopping trip to the mall and seeing a bomb go off killing their friends and or family might disturb them just a little???? How do you expect people to protect themselves from evil forces if they don't UNDERSTAND the forces of the evil??? Do you REALLY think that it is better if we just stick our heads in the sand and pretend that if we don't say or GOD forbid, do anything to protect ourselves that these crazy bastards will just play nice with us??? In all of world history have any of you EVER seen a group of people facing total annihilation that didn't do EVERYTHING possible to protect themselves??

Now, just a few more questions for the liberal left to answer. Your candidate for a new president, wait, the Democrats are doing a DANDY job of pointing out EVERYTHING that was done questionably, but not ONCE have I heard any of them stand up and say this is what I would have and WILL do differently to make you and your children more secure. Can any of you liberal pukes show me one example of how John Kerry will do ANYTHING to make the U.S. a better and safer place???? Has HE given you ANY answers???? Just one would be nice. True leadership is doing what you think is RIGHT for your people, NOT what you think LOOKS nice. True leadership is risking popularity to serve and to protect. Do you believe for one minute that attacking the very people that rushed into a burning skyscraper , risking their own lives to save the life of another is going to make us any safer??? Do you think that crushing the spirit of the men, women, boys , and girls fighting for our security will make you safer??? I wish all the liberal fucks that think that the battle for freedom and our national security is "politically incorrect" would just pack your peace beads in a nice little bag and get the fuck out. YOU are a risk to me, my family and friends. The rest of you that feel that the American way of life is good and right are free to stay. I would like to see our liberal Kumbaya population try to save themselves in ANY third world country. Speaking of which, have any of you seen the mass graves filled with the bodies of people opposing Saddam's rule? Keep it up and you will get to view that first hand right here in the good ole USA.

Sleep tight everybody, for now. Soon the bawl-baby Liberal left will have OUR country fucked up to the point that won't be possible. The freedom we once had won't even be mentioned in history books in a generation or 2.

How's that for a political stand Dick??????

Dick, the KING of assholes, My Hero

I know it's been a while since y'all have heard anything out of me. But quite frankly between trying to keep my Blogging and my chronic masturbation habit, as well as just simply not getting enough quality pooter time to simply get my day-to-day business tended to. Not that I give a fuck what anybody thinks, there's your explanation. Not to mention, I have recently received nekkid pictures from a good friend, so----refer back to my chronic masturbating problem. Remember to ask me if I've washed my hands before you shake it in the event you ever meet me.

But that's not what I'm here to write about today. I read Dick's Blog earlier where he stated that he is an asshole. I can vouch for that. But don't let him kid ya, he is also a very kind and caring gentleman. I have know Dick for quite some time now and feel that I know him pretty well. Take for example just a couple a many fine instances.

Never before have I met a person who is so quick to help relieve someone---ANYONE for that matter of any or all dollars that they might just have hanging around. Without a care he will gladly help remove that sinful money from someone's checking, savings, 401K, well you get the picture. Hell, he'll even help you dig up the cans of $$$ hidden in your yard or cut that stuffed mattress open. Young or old, male or female, he DOES NOT discriminate.

He will also, in the effort to help people better themselves, gladly lead them directly into harms way. With a great big smile and a convincing "Sure----you can do it!!!", he will lead a person to places they have never been before, and quite possibly never live to tell about. Those that do make it will become one of the many so graciously relieved of their $$$. Broken parts, both flesh and auto, various levels of medical expense. Helicopter rides aren't cheap ya know. He also does this taking great pleasure that he has made several other peoples lives happier that they not only got to witness said carnage, but were spared from it, at least this time. I could go on and on with many more counts of his good will, but time limits me.

It is with great pleasure that I reveal these acts of goodness and claim Dick as my hero because he has done such a dandy job of bringing back to life the evil hidden inside myself for so long and has shown me how to better my life by expanding upon it.

Oh yeah, by the way Dick. Thank you for letting my son ride with you during our most recent off-road event. He hasn't been the same since. He won't, or can't talk, can't eat, and is scared to sleep in the dark. Not sure what's up with him wearing one white glove, but for now I'm just going to enjoy the quiet and the savings on my food bill.

Anybody that disagrees with this or any other statement of Dick's ranking as King of the Assholes is more than welcome to kiss his or my ass anytime.

Now you all can just go fuck yourselves, and I think I'll just do the same. HAVE A NICE DAY.

DON'T PAY THE RANSOM!!!!!!!!!!

Don't pay the ransom, I've escaped!!!!! And now Don can get off my ass. If I gave a fuck, I would apologize for my lack of input the past couple weeks, but I don't, so I won't. My only explanation is that I have been busy as hell TRYING to make a living and build a stronger customer base in a very slow and also very competitive market place. Also, unlike a lot of people, I don't get to spend a lot of quality time in front of a computer. Hell, I barely get time to check my e-mail and my favorite daily porn site. Maybe my life would be easier if people would just send nekkid pics to my e-mail. Not to mention the fact that I have to keep a constant eye out for the warden. She doesn't seem to take kindly me looking at anything nekkid but her, which is nice in itself, but I really don't think she would enjoy the blog-site as much as I do. I mean shit, I'm a guy. All we really want out of life is good food, cold beer, and to see nekkid women as often as possible. You know what I've always said-----"If you've seen one nekkid women---well----you just wanna see the rest of them." So please feel free to send any and all nekkid pics to leghumper_2002@yahoo.com. Someone was gracious enough to send me a few, God bless her. Some people just know how to make a grown man smile.

Well enough of the excuses and bullshit. As I stated in my past blogs, I was trying to become a kinder gentler blogger and try to focus on the positive aspects of life. Well, after much trial and error, and hours of deliberation I have come to this conclusion. FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Now after taking much time surveying the life forms around me, I am taking great pride and pleasure in the fact that I'm without a doubt one of the smartest mother-fuckers on the face of the planet.

Take yesterdays observation for example. As I was driving West on I-30 in Fort Worth. I looked in my mirror and saw a tan Chevrolet Cavalier coming up behind me at a high rate of speed, or sat least at the highest rate of speed allowed by a Chevrolet Cavalier. Closely being followed by several of Dallas and Fort Worth's finest. My sick curiosity overwhelmed me. I just had to follow to watch the end result. I just love watching stupid people get the ass-whooping they deserve. Life is so good, and thank God for occasionally sending me a toy to play with.

First of all, who and what does ANYBODY think they are going to outrun with a Cavalier????? My neighbor's moped could give good chase for God's sake!!! This scene ended just as I knew it would, and being able to observe kept me in a state of high amusement for several hours following. The police did a fantastic job of getting this women secluded on an overpass, spun her out into the retaining wall, followed shortly thereafter by a good old fashioned ass-whooping. Aaaaaaaahhhhh, what a beautiful thing. I used to try to get people to simply use what little bit of a brain the good lord gave them. I now see my error. It is SOOOOOOOO much more fun to just let them go about their ignorant little lives and simply watch and giggle. Life IS good sometimes.

I've also learned that Lara Miller is a GENIUS!!!! The city of Dallas, like several other cities, has a big problem with cars being broke into and shit stolen. She has now came up with this ingenious idea to FORCE apartment complex and business owners to put up signs to REMIND people to lock their cars, take their keys, and hide their belongings. Personally, I think if you are going to FORCE people to place signs they should be able to word said signs in whatever manner they deem best for their given situation. I think "This property is under constant video surveillance, and touching a vehicle that you DO NOT own will get you shot DEAD!!!!" Why do I have to lock and hide my shit when simply being able to kill anybody that tries to take or damage my shit would not only be more effective, but also more fun. And don't shoot to wound, shoot to kill. If you wound them, they will heal and live to steal another day. Once dead, you eliminate the possibility of any repeat offenders.

Oh yeah, on a different note, I am NOT Don's alter ego!!!! In fact we are arch enemies both trying to get the corner office in Hell!!! If any of you think for one second that I'm going to let him take a job that I have worked my entire life to get without a good fight, you all are out of your mother fucking minds. Don------that seat is mine bitch so just back off. I WOULD like to have you as my VP. I think your input on how to properly run Hell would be invaluable, but to let you have the throne----NEVER!!!!!!

In closing today, I will TRY to do better and become a better Blogger. But don't be surprised if the content gets more graphic in the future. I think that by trying for so long not to show my twisted side, that the spring has just become twisted even tighter. The unwinding process just might be interesting, EVEN to me. Ta-Ta for now.